An Egyptian Interview
Reporter : Hi
Egyptian: Hello
Reporter: Do u speak English
Egyptian: Berfect
Reporter: Do u mind if I interview u
Egyptian: No, I don't have a mind
Reporter: What's your name?
Egyptian: Taha
Reporter: Sex?
Taha: I love it
Reporter: Oh no, I meant male or female?
Taha (yelling): What do u sink?
Reporter: it's just for the sake of the report. Never mind...male....
Taha: Yas male..and i can brove it any time u want
Reporter: No, thanks, I'll take ur word for it...so. How do u find life here in Egypt ?
Taha: Egybt..Very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
Reporter : Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramid! s..what else do u like in ur country?
Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food
Reporter: DO YOU WORK?
Taha: Yas yas..
Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in Egypt ?
Taha
: Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying
to make it bettar..zey did za circle street and za mehwar street..and
zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back!!!
Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt ?
Taha: I do not undurstand what u say
Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in Egypt ?
Taha : Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
Taha
: No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend I know make money at
home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home.. you will go to
brizon
Reporter : Let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?
Taha: me? I ..Not a lot…..but I eat and drink Alhamdulelah?
Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment
Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?
Taha : Zey Build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way
Reporter: Well , Ok...Do u vote?
Taha: What duz zat mean?
Reporter: Do u choose your president?
Taha: Mubarak?
Reporter: Yes
Taha (nervously) : I didn't give my voice. But if I was. I will give him my voice
Reporter: Why him?
Taha: Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
Reporter: But there r no wars right now
Taha : But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it
Reporter: What about the last 26 years?
Taha: I got marry..and have Ahmed and Amira..and……….
Reporter: No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
Taha: He build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way
Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha: No broblem, only 10 bounds
Reporter: I never said I will pay u for this
Taha : ok ok..
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الثلاثاء أغسطس 05, 2008 9:29 pm
